"George's Big Bike Ride" for adult male voice and piano
"My bike is ruined and broken and cannot be repaired, so I just left it there. But I don't care because I'm rich. Now, don't go saying my bike represents the American people that I use and abandon..."
" I am not a screw up and I'm not trying to hurt myself and I am not trying to hurt the American people. I am just trying to ride my bike".
"My bike is ruined and broken and cannot be repaired, so I just left it there. But I don't care because I'm rich."
"I was almost done on the 16th mile of a 17 mile bike ride when I got lost because someone named Ahmed gave me wrong directions".
"I am not a screw up!"
"And then I fell while eating a pretzel and stumbled into a gravelly desert like area, and got bogged down in it... I thought I'd never get out but then some contractors... I can't go into it..."
"Finally I arrived and I righted myself and we headed over to my make up trailer for a little cover-up..."